There has to be a solid joke here! I’ll start . . . off camera there is an Upper Deck executive that is going, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching . . .

My caption . . . “You know you are big time when you have official jersey stretchers!”


9 responses »

  1. dave h says:

    For the Jordan:

    “How come no one every gets me to autograph baseball jerseys?”

    For the James:

    “I thought they only used latex gloves when handling Kobe’s jerseys.”

  2. Kev says:

    For Jordan,

    I’ll bet you one million dollars I can sign all these in 30minutes.

    For James,

    MAN! They told me once I made it big I wouldn’t have to read and write anymore. This is some bs.

  3. Spankee says:

    Jordan: “Send this one to Kobe. He wants to know what greatness is like.”
    LeBron: “You aren’t worthy of my right-handed signature.”

  4. AdamE says:


    Dam, got to sign allot of these to get back that 168 million she got in the divorce.


    To Dan Gilbert With Love, Lebron

  5. Thorzul says:

    A close inspection of the jerseys reveals bacon neck.

  6. mark mosley says:

    Jordan – “So many jerseys, so little time to make the Bobcats better.”

  7. todduncommon says:

    “If I cheated on my wife wearing these, does that count as ‘game’ used?”

  8. todduncommon says:

    For James: “Nice tie. You must be the tallest oompa-loompa I ever seen.”

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