This one was sent in from Mel:
lots of baseball cards for sail – $1
when i was younger i collected baseball cards and now am going to sell my collection to bye some things i need. there are lots of cards from over 20 years ago!!!!!!!!111 these are vintage collectibles so i will only take serious offers. i think there are abowt 500 cards so since these are really old i bet they woud be worth abowt 10 dollers each. so that woud be 5000 dollers. the price is nigotiable but these are valuble so you are getting a big discont. a lot of years ago i was told that a lot of these cards woud be worth up to 50 dollers each. so since everybody likes baseball more than we thout back then you are getting 25000 worth of cards for only 5000 dollers! this is a steel! i dont want to post my fone number so please just email. thanks.
All I can say is whoa! That is a mess. I’m putting him at your mercy, here is his ad <link>. U shud contat heem und sea if u can maik a deel.
I have had no success in Craigslist Idiots lately so I open this up to my readers, go forth and see what you can get from him. It should be very funny. He’ll probably poop his pants that he is getting so much interest in his cards. Maybe he can even give out his fone number for a possible sail.